*WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!*
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in:
*PASTOR:* How are you?
*ME:* I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR:* May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.
*ME:* (No reply)
*PASTOR:* May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.
*ME:* (No reply)'
*PASTOR:* May God slash you with the axe of long life.
*ME:* (No reply)
*PASTOR:* May God stab you with the knife of riches.
*ME:* (No reply)
*PASTOR:* May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!
*ME:* (No reply)
*PASTOR:* May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.
*ME:* (No reply)
*PASTOR:* My son are you there?
*ME:* Yes Daddy!
*PASTOR:* You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.
*ME:* Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*PASTOR:* Alright my son go ahead.
*ME:* May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,
*PASTOR:* (No reply).
*ME:* May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,
*PASTOR:* (No reply)
*ME:* May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,
*PASTOR:* (No reply)
*ME:* May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,
*PASTOR:* (No reply)
*ME:* May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!
*PASTOR:* (No reply)
*ME:* May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all your friends and relations,
*PASTOR:* (No reply)
*ME:* May the anointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR:* (No reply)
*ME:* Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.
*PASTOR:* May thunder fire you! Idiot.... Mr ukpor say God bless you and your family
Plz keep laughing and forget d bad situation of Nigeria joooooooor!!!
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